Welcome world. Shudder and pale at the thought of what horrors are about to be unleashed upon you. Also think reverently of the wonders you shall soon witness. Compared to us, the plagues of Egypt are but little annoyances. The wonders of the world, both ancient and modern, are but... um... not-so-wondrous thingies. Get ready, basically, for...

THE UNIVERSITY GITS

Yes, cower in fear. Weep in joy of salvation. But do not try to stop us. Who knows what will happen if we do!