Thursday, March 30, 2006

Greetings and salutations to one and all!Following the tone set by my worthy compatriot Posh, I place on record some of the gregarious exploits of the glorious gits( In general, since we normally operate on a team basis)

In the wtwilight of our first year in college, the various scenes of mirth in the dull dreary sessions rise in my mind. How we successfully disrupted the classes of Sumathi, Tanya,Agnes, Prema,Mathai, Jassi and (last but not the least) our Git Mentor- Sharda Bhanu!((hmmm..Git mentor...sounds good doesn't it?)Will the phrase " Namrata is in her own stream of conciousness" ever fade? Tanya blushing abt the ram? "20000 is peanuts!".All of us 'secretly' messaging in class when evryone was looking. Eating lunch in clas while vigilant guards warned of the approaching prof...the hogging sessions at the Tree, The poem reciting spells in Jassi's clas: Especially when we knew we were bugging her..the mad class when we went around writing expletives on the board during C.W.....Amly and the 'matters arising'.....

Guys, its been a good year-the next will be better!
Yello Gits!
As we near the end of our extremely fruitful(!!!)academic year, let us pause for a solemn moment to reflect on our misdeeds and thank the git-lord(whoever that is)for bestowing his gracious blessings on us all...aaaand now that our solemn moment has passed, here's the latest update from the git-world:

*Jassi has finally appreciated the gits for the efforts to entertain the class(Irish kangaroos that we are!) and given us two very useless 'muthus' of wisdom-Study Well!

*We also enjoyed trashing each others writing with our feedback in creative writing class(he he, kiddin dudettes,don't murder me!!)

*Also, yours truly succeeded in breaking one of Obsgit's precious 'family heirloom' bangles,who was at first furious and then very sweetly offered the damaged trinket to the criminal,who declined politely(simply becoz she does not wear damaged stuff,muhahaha)-kiddin again obs,pls spare me ;-)

*Certain gits enjoyed venting their strong emotions on the subject of the screwed up linguistics question paper, though all that anger should have been directed to the rightful villain(read Hitler...)

Anyways,that's about all I can fit in here(as you know,the adventurous exploits of the gits would fill ten LOTR's...) Until next time,adios mates!!!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

hail all gits!!!
Poshgit and Gitler have placed second in the WCC quiz that took place today. Some screwed up engineering college came first with some totally improbable margin. Pheroze was there,ie for the uninitiated Obsgits cousin.came 4th and the other MCC team didn't even place. That is the update from this side apart from the fact that we both have got a lot of moolah. and i mean a lot of it. so its mandatory that all gits must celebrate tonight.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Greetings fellow gits!!!

I have the honour of presenting myself-Atomic gitten aka sree aka pain aka..ok well you know what i mean....Any , as i was saying- I have the honour of presenting myself Atomic gitten,honorary university git and member the society of the wha-wha sisters.

I shall now introduce the git anthem and the oath of the gits.
ANTHEM:
If you're a happy git clap your hands-
clap clap
if you're a happy git clap your hands-
clap clap
If you're a happy git and you reallly wanna show it
If you're a happy git clap your hands-
clap clap

and so on and so forth(Farquad style) with stamping feet,snapping fingers and nodding the head and all that.

THE OATH:

I_____ git,solemnly swear
to
uphold riotous behaviour,
create pandemonium,
intersperse the conversation with "obscure shit"
never be silent in class,
employ our creative minds for the good of none,
Never leave work pending-get it done by someone else
and bring out the devil in everyone.
This vow will hold true,
until prema's mouth shuts like glue(yeah i know we all hope for it,but there is no chance of it happening heh heh)


I bid all of you my tearful adieu(actually not,i just thought it sounded good)

untl the next time-ths s the atomic gitten siging off.

PS-any chagess ii anthhem or oath always welcome ...byee
Alright!!!!! I finally figured out how to log onto this new craze called the blog... This doesn't mean that i understand what it's all about but how can i let my friends down right? Right.
The match is on right now and its turning out to be a pretty interesting deal. Looks like India does have a chance to win this match and the series...if, that is, they don't drop any more catches. Man! butterfingers doesn't begin to describe them! stupid gits...hey no offence people! yeah and to reply to poshgit's accusation that i was blushing...Bullshit! i was not, am not, and will not blush about coleslaw...i mean people he is private and not meant for public consumption.
Well i have to sleep now otherwise...all hell will break lose in this shell called a house. I will huff and I will puff and Blow the house and everyone in it down. Wow sounds like fun doesn't it???

Monday, March 20, 2006

Yo fellow Gits!
Just arrived after messing up poetry big time(didn't we all??) So what's going on on the home front,you ask? Well,the gits are acing their c.a.'s, big bag of brains that we are ;-) Gitler's been blushing(oh,she still denies it!) and I've been having a good time bugging her about cole slaw!! The Gits have also been generously contributing to the income of the canteen-Cheers(burp!) to us Gitz,keep up the good eating! There's also been a sudden rush to get into a kid's shoes,since some of us are having trouble with children's stories-"Mommy,I need a good kiddie story!!!" Anyways, glad to know we have our own blog now,Gits,keep the posts coming in! See ya...

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

One of the early pieces of giterature. I, SirGit, felt a great sweep of love and other gitty feelings for my fello-gits and from thence flowed these noble thoughts...

There were once some mad girls, seven
In a certain college they found heaven
"Some obscure shits(s)!"
Quoth the University Gits
And then they grew to be eleven
Welcome world. Shudder and pale at the thought of what horrors are about to be unleashed upon you. Also think reverently of the wonders you shall soon witness. Compared to us, the plagues of Egypt are but little annoyances. The wonders of the world, both ancient and modern, are but... um... not-so-wondrous thingies. Get ready, basically, for...

THE UNIVERSITY GITS
Yes, cower in fear. Weep in joy of salvation. But do not try to stop us. Who knows what will happen if we do!