Say hello to SirGit's split personality... BIRDGIT! She is a suave, urban creature of the wings who, during the day, acts like a normal bird, twittering away in her cage... but at night...
BAM! She transforms into a colourfully winged, tough, street-wise, crime fighting, bad-guy bashing defender of the defenseless (and the wingless)! TADA! (Gasp in wonder)
She may look a lil absure but hey... she has deadly sharp talons and beak. And she strikes fear in the heart of the bullies and the cowardly heinous fiends by her frightening call... CUCKOO!
Many grateful souls whose feathers and purses and other essential-for-life things would have been stolen but for BirdGit's timely intervention have been visited by visions of the Great Mther Tig in their sleep... She whispered into their ears that BirdGit is none other but an incarnation, not of her, but of her split personality!
Therefore, I order ye, menial gits, to throw yourselves on thine knees and worship this plumed phantom of Justice, peace and other good ideals! Also swear thy fealty to her and breathe not a word of this outside the realms of the holy Gitagogue...!
BAM! She transforms into a colourfully winged, tough, street-wise, crime fighting, bad-guy bashing defender of the defenseless (and the wingless)! TADA! (Gasp in wonder)
She may look a lil absure but hey... she has deadly sharp talons and beak. And she strikes fear in the heart of the bullies and the cowardly heinous fiends by her frightening call... CUCKOO!
Many grateful souls whose feathers and purses and other essential-for-life things would have been stolen but for BirdGit's timely intervention have been visited by visions of the Great Mther Tig in their sleep... She whispered into their ears that BirdGit is none other but an incarnation, not of her, but of her split personality!
Therefore, I order ye, menial gits, to throw yourselves on thine knees and worship this plumed phantom of Justice, peace and other good ideals! Also swear thy fealty to her and breathe not a word of this outside the realms of the holy Gitagogue...!
3 comments:
LOL.. :P
damn funny...
Great Tig! Anymore personalities and my head's gonna split.
*black out*
Hi, I'm Atomic's split personality Ames. :D
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