BIRDGIT!

Say hello to SirGit's split personality... BIRDGIT! She is a suave, urban creature of the wings who, during the day, acts like a normal bird, twittering away in her cage... but at night...

BAM! She transforms into a colourfully winged, tough, street-wise, crime fighting, bad-guy bashing defender of the defenseless (and the wingless)! TADA! (Gasp in wonder)

She may look a lil absure but hey... she has deadly sharp talons and beak. And she strikes fear in the heart of the bullies and the cowardly heinous fiends by her frightening call... CUCKOO!

Many grateful souls whose feathers and purses and other essential-for-life things would have been stolen but for BirdGit's timely intervention have been visited by visions of the Great Mther Tig in their sleep... She whispered into their ears that BirdGit is none other but an incarnation, not of her, but of her split personality!

Therefore, I order ye, menial gits, to throw yourselves on thine knees and worship this plumed phantom of Justice, peace and other good ideals! Also swear thy fealty to her and breathe not a word of this outside the realms of the holy Gitagogue...!

 

I'm Back!!

Greetings fellow citizens!

"Is it a sacred scroll?"
"Is it a nehavly bond?"
NO!!
It's another rant by the Great AtomicGitten!!(hey ATTENTION! stop yacking at the back!)
It is obvious my sudden arrival back on the Git Screen will be a shock-especially since it comes bang in the middle of our exams-but then ,like all great characters, be it Batman or Superman or.....some-other man - We always return!(thunder lightning and all that crap).
It suffices to say that i was struck by inspiration to flex my typing fingers and grace the Git blog. After all I AM the high priestess of Tig ,sovereign diety of all gits and gittiness:So it only follows that i bring in with me a little anarchy and nonsense as well.

NOw that poetry exam is done-we can happily let Bishop Fish in peace and Ashbery figure out all the Paradoxes and Oxymorons he wants.Members please note the improbability of too many goodnight messages due to the said CA tests this week.Oh.Ah before i forget-Ahem:

"Oh Great Glorious Tig!By your blessings we have been brough tinto contact with another gifted soul such as we who have surrendered our sanity at your manicured feet.Great sovereign of Gitdom, accept the homage of this new Child of the Light-

SPLIT GIT!!

Endowed with the great powers of wit,humor and natural insanity This Git is like a herald to the new era of GIT!!!!Her christening was completed on the solemn(-NOT) occassion of the feast day of the High Priestess of Tig- Atomic Gitten. Folowing which she said the Gitty vows and is now officially a part of the Gits of the Shapeless Table.

With that wonderful news, this oracle ends. Until next time- I'LL BE BACK!

Hail Tig! Walk in the Light!