BIRDGIT!

Say hello to SirGit's split personality... BIRDGIT! She is a suave, urban creature of the wings who, during the day, acts like a normal bird, twittering away in her cage... but at night...

BAM! She transforms into a colourfully winged, tough, street-wise, crime fighting, bad-guy bashing defender of the defenseless (and the wingless)! TADA! (Gasp in wonder)

She may look a lil absure but hey... she has deadly sharp talons and beak. And she strikes fear in the heart of the bullies and the cowardly heinous fiends by her frightening call... CUCKOO!

Many grateful souls whose feathers and purses and other essential-for-life things would have been stolen but for BirdGit's timely intervention have been visited by visions of the Great Mther Tig in their sleep... She whispered into their ears that BirdGit is none other but an incarnation, not of her, but of her split personality!

Therefore, I order ye, menial gits, to throw yourselves on thine knees and worship this plumed phantom of Justice, peace and other good ideals! Also swear thy fealty to her and breathe not a word of this outside the realms of the holy Gitagogue...!

 

I'm Back!!

Greetings fellow citizens!

"Is it a sacred scroll?"
"Is it a nehavly bond?"
NO!!
It's another rant by the Great AtomicGitten!!(hey ATTENTION! stop yacking at the back!)
It is obvious my sudden arrival back on the Git Screen will be a shock-especially since it comes bang in the middle of our exams-but then ,like all great characters, be it Batman or Superman or.....some-other man - We always return!(thunder lightning and all that crap).
It suffices to say that i was struck by inspiration to flex my typing fingers and grace the Git blog. After all I AM the high priestess of Tig ,sovereign diety of all gits and gittiness:So it only follows that i bring in with me a little anarchy and nonsense as well.

NOw that poetry exam is done-we can happily let Bishop Fish in peace and Ashbery figure out all the Paradoxes and Oxymorons he wants.Members please note the improbability of too many goodnight messages due to the said CA tests this week.Oh.Ah before i forget-Ahem:

"Oh Great Glorious Tig!By your blessings we have been brough tinto contact with another gifted soul such as we who have surrendered our sanity at your manicured feet.Great sovereign of Gitdom, accept the homage of this new Child of the Light-

SPLIT GIT!!

Endowed with the great powers of wit,humor and natural insanity This Git is like a herald to the new era of GIT!!!!Her christening was completed on the solemn(-NOT) occassion of the feast day of the High Priestess of Tig- Atomic Gitten. Folowing which she said the Gitty vows and is now officially a part of the Gits of the Shapeless Table.

With that wonderful news, this oracle ends. Until next time- I'LL BE BACK!

Hail Tig! Walk in the Light!

And some more pics

University Gits-1

Mea culpa...

Hey gits! Wassup?

By now I'm sure most of you have noticed that the blog's got a new look. Yes, yes, it was very autocratic of me to just change the template without conferring with anybody but hey! In my defence, hardly any of you seem to log in to this page. So I was sure it would take a long time to put up a post about the change of template, have a thouroughly gitty discussion on the attendant merits and demerits of such a deicision, a gitty discussion on which template to use and finally to actually change it! So I thought I'd go ahead and change it and let the comments pour in, then change it back to how it was or change it to a new template. And furthur in my defence, the actual template hasn't changed, only the colour scheme.

Or maybe I am just plain autocratic, despotic and hitler-ish (as opposed to democratic, democratic and... git-lerish (?))

Well anyway... take it or leave it! Har!

Poshgit's visit to Gitler's abode...

Ah,the sight of a fellow-git coming to your rescue(complete in khaki forest-officer-like shorts) when you are lost in the wilderness of the eastern ghats is truly lovely!! The knight in shining armour was,of course,our dear Gitler,who emerged out of the dense forests of RV to escort her dear mate(me!) to her beautiful abode. My parents and I met Gitler's mum first,a damn sweet person(unlike the daughter,he he he...okay,jus kiddin!) who has one of the nicest smiles I've seen ;-) Then,after a tour of the highly-acclaimed school(I must say,it's a beautiful place to be),we met Gitler's dad,whom Gitler resembles in many ways ;-) A yummy lunch followed,after which there were general discussions on election results,Stella Maris,and other such interesting issues(life in Stella Maris is definitely interesting,gits!). Poshgit had to then take leave of her generous fellow-git and set off on the 'wet'(it was pouring rain...welcome showers though!) drive back home,enjoying most of the awesome landscape by dreaming of it,as she was curled up and dozing away in the back seat(didn't even wake up to threats from parents!!) So that was a wonderful day spent in the company of a wonderful git(ok,now I'm laying it on real thick,ain't I??)...hope to see Gitler in my vicinty sometime soon,can't promise the same hospitality though,he ho ha ;-) That's the update from this nook of Git-world...adios comrades!!!

Let us bow our heads in prayer-

Our Tig who art in Nehav, hallowed be thy name
Thy Gitdom come. Thy will be done in Lunarth as in Nehav.
Give us this day our daily Pizza.
And forgive our debts as we don't have cash
And lead us into temptation, but deliver us from profs. Nema.

:D

Greetings, cava, namaskar and marhaba!

This is Atomic gitten, your correspondent from the middle east.
For The news in this previously calm territory-as you may have surmised the presence of this Git has already caused chaos to begin uncurling her twisted fingers...
Climatically, yours truly is freezing in the heat.
vous ne comprenez?
Its hot outside but the AC makes us huddle in the blankets and have nose blocks( heh heh heh...do I hear grinding dental parts?). Of course the heat here is 'peanuts'-to use a Knightly phraseology-compared to Chennai or Kerala. This correspondent expresses her sincere condolences to the receiving end(s?) of Ms. Posh git's cooking and driving. How many wreaths should we order?
Gitler old chap, I am doing your job here! I have been asked to conduct a quiz in my school. Yes, I know-hieghts of irony,heh heh heh. Apart from this there is a play coming up so that aught to keep moi busy.However,these attractions are frugal meal for a Git's voracious appetite for interesting activities. Besides that gits get so bored in this Pearl of the Middle East -that they actually resort to EATING just to keep themselves sane....or should I say insane.Fortunately I am planning to take up a job here- so thats double gain: less boredom and more money ( hee hee hee-I'm being paid for being relieved from gloom).

Thats the news update from this side of the globe. Will be back with more news from the Arabian Gulf. Until then, my globe trotting and non trotting compatriots, I bidst thou adieu, farewell, au revoir, arividerci...and so on and so forth( Farquad style ;-D)

May the Spirit of Tig watch over you all.Nema.

Aloha again Gits!!!

I know, I know, you guys missed me so much...it's alright, I realize I'm very popular ;-) he ho ha! Well, just returned from a trip to God's own country, where Sir Git is probably roasting up by now...Yes, the place is one hell of a competitor with Chennai's heat right now!! You should have seen me getting baked, what with being decked up in artificial jewellery and heavy silk for my cousin's wedding!!! Of course, I cooled off on the beach with all the cousins(19 on my mum's side alone, can you believe it?) and enjoyed the yum 'mallu' food.. So now I'm back in good ol' native 'ooru', which unfortunately has not given up it's spot as the hottest place in Tamil Nadu for the zillionth year in running!!! Now to get down to cooking and driving classes, both of which I'm miserable at ;-) So that's the news update from this corner of the earth...By the way, my apologies for not contributing to our revered site for so long,but now that I've woken up-wake up fellow gits!!!! Let's see some blogging action huh,what say?? That's it for now, will drop in again soon...ta-ta!

Hey, gits, it's a special day!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBSGIT!

You missed the annual Git day by nine days but hey! Close enough...

May the great Tig, patron Deity of the Gits, shower all her blessings upon you! As the eldest among the gits (I think...) may you forge new paths and break all barriers to contribute to the glory of the pretty glorious order of the Gits.

Hail gits!

P.S.: You people had better buck up and write me some brilliant poetry/dedication notes for MY birthday! Gifts, cash and cheques are also accepted.

Dear Gits,

I'm afraid I've been guilty of neglect. Not a single post from me since the first two! I'm sure nobody missed me... sniff, sniff... but what the hell! This blog cannot go for so long without being afflicted by me! Hehehe. So here I am, typing merrily away. May I state politely and quietly, I BLEEDING HATE EXAMS!! They drive me to multiple exclamations--which is saying something!

They're a pain in the neck, especially when I have to sit down and mug facts about a bunch of dead guys who lived long LONG before I was even a glimmer of an idea of a thought of a notion in the genetic line of the ancestors of my blessed parents! And why? Well, that's life! The only consolation is that, well, our brilliant little group was inspired by one such group of dead guys (we really should write a post on the University Wits--enlighten the world and all that.)

Anyway... deep breath. Well I've vented precisely 1.73695% of my irritation and frustration. Now I shall go kick a few puppies and scare a few kids to round it off.

Ah, life's good. (serve with portions of sarcasm sauce as needed)

Hail Gits!

Greetings and salutations to one and all!Following the tone set by my worthy compatriot Posh, I place on record some of the gregarious exploits of the glorious gits( In general, since we normally operate on a team basis)

In the wtwilight of our first year in college, the various scenes of mirth in the dull dreary sessions rise in my mind. How we successfully disrupted the classes of Sumathi, Tanya,Agnes, Prema,Mathai, Jassi and (last but not the least) our Git Mentor- Sharda Bhanu!((hmmm..Git mentor...sounds good doesn't it?)Will the phrase " Namrata is in her own stream of conciousness" ever fade? Tanya blushing abt the ram? "20000 is peanuts!".All of us 'secretly' messaging in class when evryone was looking. Eating lunch in clas while vigilant guards warned of the approaching prof...the hogging sessions at the Tree, The poem reciting spells in Jassi's clas: Especially when we knew we were bugging her..the mad class when we went around writing expletives on the board during C.W.....Amly and the 'matters arising'.....

Guys, its been a good year-the next will be better!

Yello Gits!
As we near the end of our extremely fruitful(!!!)academic year, let us pause for a solemn moment to reflect on our misdeeds and thank the git-lord(whoever that is)for bestowing his gracious blessings on us all...aaaand now that our solemn moment has passed, here's the latest update from the git-world:

*Jassi has finally appreciated the gits for the efforts to entertain the class(Irish kangaroos that we are!) and given us two very useless 'muthus' of wisdom-Study Well!

*We also enjoyed trashing each others writing with our feedback in creative writing class(he he, kiddin dudettes,don't murder me!!)

*Also, yours truly succeeded in breaking one of Obsgit's precious 'family heirloom' bangles,who was at first furious and then very sweetly offered the damaged trinket to the criminal,who declined politely(simply becoz she does not wear damaged stuff,muhahaha)-kiddin again obs,pls spare me ;-)

*Certain gits enjoyed venting their strong emotions on the subject of the screwed up linguistics question paper, though all that anger should have been directed to the rightful villain(read Hitler...)

Anyways,that's about all I can fit in here(as you know,the adventurous exploits of the gits would fill ten LOTR's...) Until next time,adios mates!!!

hail all gits!!!
Poshgit and Gitler have placed second in the WCC quiz that took place today. Some screwed up engineering college came first with some totally improbable margin. Pheroze was there,ie for the uninitiated Obsgits cousin.came 4th and the other MCC team didn't even place. That is the update from this side apart from the fact that we both have got a lot of moolah. and i mean a lot of it. so its mandatory that all gits must celebrate tonight.

Greetings fellow gits!!!

I have the honour of presenting myself-Atomic gitten aka sree aka pain aka..ok well you know what i mean....Any , as i was saying- I have the honour of presenting myself Atomic gitten,honorary university git and member the society of the wha-wha sisters.

I shall now introduce the git anthem and the oath of the gits.
ANTHEM:
If you're a happy git clap your hands-
clap clap
if you're a happy git clap your hands-
clap clap
If you're a happy git and you reallly wanna show it
If you're a happy git clap your hands-
clap clap

and so on and so forth(Farquad style) with stamping feet,snapping fingers and nodding the head and all that.

THE OATH:

I_____ git,solemnly swear
to
uphold riotous behaviour,
create pandemonium,
intersperse the conversation with "obscure shit"
never be silent in class,
employ our creative minds for the good of none,
Never leave work pending-get it done by someone else
and bring out the devil in everyone.
This vow will hold true,
until prema's mouth shuts like glue(yeah i know we all hope for it,but there is no chance of it happening heh heh)


I bid all of you my tearful adieu(actually not,i just thought it sounded good)

untl the next time-ths s the atomic gitten siging off.

PS-any chagess ii anthhem or oath always welcome ...byee

Alright!!!!! I finally figured out how to log onto this new craze called the blog... This doesn't mean that i understand what it's all about but how can i let my friends down right? Right.
The match is on right now and its turning out to be a pretty interesting deal. Looks like India does have a chance to win this match and the series...if, that is, they don't drop any more catches. Man! butterfingers doesn't begin to describe them! stupid gits...hey no offence people! yeah and to reply to poshgit's accusation that i was blushing...Bullshit! i was not, am not, and will not blush about coleslaw...i mean people he is private and not meant for public consumption.
Well i have to sleep now otherwise...all hell will break lose in this shell called a house. I will huff and I will puff and Blow the house and everyone in it down. Wow sounds like fun doesn't it???

Yo fellow Gits!
Just arrived after messing up poetry big time(didn't we all??) So what's going on on the home front,you ask? Well,the gits are acing their c.a.'s, big bag of brains that we are ;-) Gitler's been blushing(oh,she still denies it!) and I've been having a good time bugging her about cole slaw!! The Gits have also been generously contributing to the income of the canteen-Cheers(burp!) to us Gitz,keep up the good eating! There's also been a sudden rush to get into a kid's shoes,since some of us are having trouble with children's stories-"Mommy,I need a good kiddie story!!!" Anyways, glad to know we have our own blog now,Gits,keep the posts coming in! See ya...

One of the early pieces of giterature. I, SirGit, felt a great sweep of love and other gitty feelings for my fello-gits and from thence flowed these noble thoughts...

There were once some mad girls, seven
In a certain college they found heaven
"Some obscure shits(s)!"
Quoth the University Gits
And then they grew to be eleven

Welcome world. Shudder and pale at the thought of what horrors are about to be unleashed upon you. Also think reverently of the wonders you shall soon witness. Compared to us, the plagues of Egypt are but little annoyances. The wonders of the world, both ancient and modern, are but... um... not-so-wondrous thingies. Get ready, basically, for...

THE UNIVERSITY GITS

Yes, cower in fear. Weep in joy of salvation. But do not try to stop us. Who knows what will happen if we do!